PepsiCo (NYSE: PEP) is changing the label on their Aquafina brand bottled water to read: "The Aquafina in this bottle is purified water that originates from a public water source." The bottle should really say: "Ha, ha sucker! You just paid $1.55 for 20 ounces of tap water you could have gotten for less than a penny from your faucet. And it would probably taste better than the metallic water we push." The marketing department at Pepsi is genius.